dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

bloodyxbaroness:

diabadass:

wealthyhugepenis:

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

danascullys:

why people be making ginny’s hair dark when imagining her in slytherin like do you know how much green makes red hair pop? hello

may:

onnaise:

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass